Apr 01
BUSH SIGNS SEX TOY BAN
Washington D.C – In an unexpected move, President Bush signed a bill today outlawing the sales of sex toys, calling it a necessary evil for the good of the nation.
These foul weapons of Perversion must not be allowed to pollute our precious bodily fluids anymore, ” Bush Said. ” Like Dick ( Cheney ) told me last night, these toys are responsible for high gas prices, the declining economy, and God knows what else”.
Bush’s descision met with harsh criticsm from a wide variety of opponents, including adult industry insider, free speech advocates, and even some religious groups.
“Bush can have my copy of eden when he pries it from my cold, dead hands” said adult advocate Ralph Harrison .. Continue..